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Quotes

Quote #12

The collies aren't going to punch themselves

Juan — added by Shalazan, Jul 01, 2025
Quote #11

This was a vibe, gentlemen. A very specific kind of vibe.

Juan — added by NoJumpers, Jun 26, 2025
Quote #10

Ritual sacrifices for tech progress or civil war

Michalosaur — added by Shalazan, Jun 25, 2025
Quote #9

We couldn't find a beating stick. So instead we had to get a beating shotgun.

🔱Chris the Magnificent🔱 — added by NoJumpers, Jun 24, 2025
Quote #8

"Soft hands, softer toes, allright? Take your shoes off, liberal."

Doof Guy — added by IrrelevantScrub, Jun 20, 2025
Quote #7

If any legal authorities happen to stumble upon this server after a user commits a crime, is a victim of a crime, or commits suicide - I have no idea how I got here. I believe I was added by accident and believe this to be a roleplay server and nothing in here being said has any reflection on my real life actions. Thus, anything said by the character “Diruslupito” is from a fictional characters perspective in a fictional world. Thereby, relinquishing “Diruslupito” from any legal repercussions.

Diruslupus — added by Shalazan, Jun 19, 2025
Quote #6

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NLUX Yes Men, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on SKL, and I have over 300 confirmed teamkills. I am trained in tusken warfare and I’m the bottom sniper in the entire New Conglomerate. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Araxis, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over yell chat? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of NSO spies and your platoon is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can teamkill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the NLUX Armory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

D00T_Eternal — added by NoJumpers, Jun 16, 2025
Quote #5

Nlux just brings energy to the party, and you’ll never know if it’s good, great, or stage 4 cancer

Perlicue — added by NoJumpers, Jun 16, 2025
Quote #4

Fucking teachers pet ass bitch

LordFungi — added by Shalazan, Jun 16, 2025
Quote #3

Just get away by the skin of your tit

Lemonworks 🌺🍋 — added by Shalazan, Jun 15, 2025